Saturday, July 4, 2009

The 100 Top Moments of Senior Year of College

I couldn't stop looking at pictures from this year, so I thought i'd compile all the memories behind them, it's therapeutic.


Top Moments of Senior Year


1. OUGDOMFG Fun Bus

2. Paid to Party Shuffle on the 2 year anniversary of the sports cuts.

3. 93 Jersey Party and the epic shotgun, leading to house blackout night.

4. Sunday Fundays, Sun's out Fun's out with Fran, Dan, Morgan and Leah.

5. The (OUGDOMFG) Official I'm On A Boat Party, aka make-out party, and making $500 off of it.

6. Souvlaki's chug contest on the last night of college with Mingee, Hallie, Marion and Claudia.

7. "WHO INVITED THIS BITCH?!" -Jordan

8. Jizz on bathroom floor, end of story.

9. 6Fest with Shan, Danielle and Jen, including the eventful truck ride over to the barn, and of course making the front page of The Post.

10. 11am blasts of "I Like Them Girls" followed by Hallie screaming, "IT'S TIME TO START DRINKING" on any given morning.

11. OUGDOMFG Beer Olympics

12. Fawcett Bomb creation after Mingee left me alone at the CI with just the bartenders.

13. Sycamore winning state in lacrosse!

14. 93 White Trash Graduation Bash and all the utter retardedness that ensued.

15. OUGDOMFG Day Party

16. Any fight between Hallie and Marion. Anytime, anywhere.

17. Last bowling class pregame and Mich's and my quality time with Fleet after.

18. Mel's bowling ball coming out of the gutter and hitting pins in bowling class while she flips her finger in the air.

19. "God Bless the USA" and Fitz's relationship with that song.

20. Jen walking into my room the morning after Halloween from Mill Street at 5am, half of her costume missing and her extensions hanging by a thread.

21. Driving down Mill Street the morning after Halloween with Danielle, Jen and Ashley to find the wings from Jen's costume, and seeing feathers scattered all over the front lawn, porch and house.

22. Mel's lips accidently running into Fleet's.

23. Not paying attention to anything going on at graduation because Scott, Kimber and I were too busy making fun of the engineering students.

24. Showering in James Hall with Aaron and his friend after 6Fest.

25. Pelting water balloons at Mingee with Mich and Hallie during High Fest, then getting caught.

26. Please Drive Slowly We <3 Our "Alcoholics" and "Sperm" Limit 25.

27. "I can't hear and see at the same time" -Hallie

28. Keg Race with the lacrosse guys, and flying keg stands.

29. Running the keg with Shannon at Palmerfest, just like the good old days.

30. Broney's karaoke nights, with a personal favorite being Marion and Mingee together.

31. Getting attacked by water guns on Cinco de Mayo on West State.

32. Going to see Joe Biden speak at Athens Fairgrounds and listening his story of how he got arrested at OU in the 1960s.

33. Snow Day 2009 and my noon text from Mingee reading: bars.

34. The 93 beer tally, and it's quick dramatic end after we realized in 5 weeks we spent over $1600 on alcohol.

35. Getting thrown into garbage cans on a consistent basis by Dave and Fitz.

36. Spring Break Louisville with Weeder and Morgan.

37. Legends of the Hidden Temple helmets at Casa de Caba.

38. Election Day night, when Pawpurrs closed down and Mich and I single handedly finished the remaining pitchers of draft night.

39. Cindy and her half gallon of milk on the Fun Bus, along with her yelling at us to sit down before she sprints to the bathroom.

40. "God I love Cher" -James. This includes 93's infinite playlist with "Believe".

41. Jordan slamming a glass down at the Pub, screaming, "SHUFFLE", and getting us kicked out of the bar.

42. Trip-C's / Hoodrat

43. Petey laying in a parking spot the last week of school and telling us to put a quarter in her.

44. The last porch party at 93 in complete darkness because we had no power.

45. Thesis set-up for 72 straight hours. And those stripes!

46. Wylam signs at 93.

47. Fran's dance-off on Mom's Weekend.

48. Holding the top score with Terri and Mingee at CI's Photo Hunt Erotic.

49. Carriage ride with Ian and Kimber 100ft down East State.

50. Rico grinding on a townie at Broney's Karaoke night... when no one else was on the dance floor.

51. Nora doing the "CRAZY" look when Cindy was being odd in class one day, and Kimber and I being the only ones noticing and trying not to pee our pants.

52. Storytelling with Renee and Kimber in Riverpark and almost throwing up over the patio balcony.

53. Leah getting asked to Prom.

54. Cindy almost leaping across the table to kill Scott over a discussion of typography.

55. The Gib sitting on our glass table and breaking it right in the middle of a porch party.

56. Ali and Marion's weekly make-out contest. Goal: Whoever makes out with someone at a bar wins.

57. ShamWOW night with Mich and Mel, cleaning up spills at bars near you. This was during the fight of our lives because of Fleet feeding us enough alcohol to kill a pony.

58. Mingee pretending to write a paper for Marion, but in reality just typing, "I'm a Canadian bossy bitch" over and over.

59. Marion working on "getting a job" with a near-senior citizen male at Broney's, inducing panic with all of her roommates.

60. Mickey asking if AIDS came from monkeys at the OUGDOMFG Day Party, and it actually ensuing a deep conversation.

61. Marion's wine night including the big spill.

62. Hallie English dance moves.

63. Screaming "F* LARRY CONRAD!" at the top of my lungs at homecoming with Evan.

64. Ali yelling at Jordan at Courtside because he made her cry for THREE DAYS!

65. Seeing Don dressed up as Bret Michaels for the Lounge of Love.

66. Make Scott Sullivan Cry Month 2009; "Renuable"

67. Jeremy Blazer Beat Down Week 2009.

68. Last volleyball class pre-game and the extremely unsuccessful game of volleyball we played.

69. Jordan drilling a soccer ball at a car, clearly denting the shit out of it, and Rico just saying, "That's what you get for parking in front of our house."

70. Leah falling off stage and breaking her ankle. True rockstar.

71. Hallie pretending she was from West Virginia while wearing a "West Vagina" shirt and getting crap from a guy.

72. Halloween Eve at Courtside with T-Wayne, the clown, guy who got hot sauce in his eyes, and the elephant.

73. Bergan's "alarm" not going off while asleep on my futon at 5am.

74. Playing Nati Ball in the street with random objects with all roommates.

75. After hours Mama's trips with Todd and his ever appearing Nati can.

76. Rico growing out a MACstache and dying it black.

77. Collecting about 500 beads on Mardi Gras with Mich and seeing the guy dance to "Single Ladies" at CI.

78. Wine time at CI with Fitz and Charlie.

79. Jess telling a guy on Halloween Eve that he looks like a person from A&E's Intervention.

80. Don and Cindy's grind session on the Fun Bus to "Hot and Cold"

81. The Nati Yacht, by Jordan.

82. Leah Carey's 21st, including her white pants.

83. Alex Elkins's 21st, including his epic slide down the bar at Pawpurrs.

84. Ryan getting a guy to go up to Jen at Broney's and tell her he was her biggest fan, "YOU'RE JEN HEUP?!"

85. The death and destruction of 93's television mid-March.

86. Getting yelled at by the manager of 19 South for Mark being too drunk to work the door of our fundraiser.

87. Gina's martian themed birthday party and the martian cum shots.

88. Watching the Louisville vs. UC lacrosse game with Mel.

89. Jordan jumping into two recycling binds filled with empty beer cans and falling. Don't worry, practice makes perfect, he eventually stuck it.

90. Ali's unhealthy obsession with salt at Broney's.

91. Roger the owl, the one and only pet at 93.

92. Ian in our poster crit talking about why he chose to put his poster at City Hall, "I mean, it is what it is. Where else better to put your face?"

93. Dynamic warm-up at the junction in homage to Steve Lawrence, on the Paid to Party Shuffle.

94. Townies sitting on living room furniture at Strouds.

95. Nathan telling us how we all suck at design at our class fundraiser. And on our first crit. And on our second crit. And on our final crit.

96. The townie who waltzed into our house the day of Halloween with a bottle of alcohol and telling Hallie he was "That Guy". Then Hallie watching him get arrested minutes later outside our house.

97. Holtz getting hit by a car on Court Street on GBD while doing push-ups in the middle of the street.

98. The text from Elkins the last week of school that we all woke up to, telling us how much he loved us, and reminding us of a possum in a box on our porch.

99. Don stopping every design class from sophomore studio on up to show everyone the "I'm on a Boat" music video on the projector.

100. Jayme Levy's epic return to OU and the morning after at the diner when Aurora, Tiff, Mel, Jayme and myself couldn't remember anything. Except puking.

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